Sadist.
The true ending has finally been revealed. Good job, PING.
That'll do PING. That'll do.
You unlocked the final world. Praise be unto the cubes.
They were firing their lasers... and you survived.
That's a lot of shots! Go get a life!
What if the game stopped after this world? That'd be weird, huh?
You stopped all bases from being taken.
Now you're being "pointed" into the right direction!
OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO MANY OF THEM!
Oh wait, there is more? This isn't your traditional retro game, now is it?
You finally killed Master Sphere... or did you?
You really 'alien'ated those enemies!
You've made it to the final world!
Let's bounce out of here.
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Congrats! Even your mom would be proud of you!
That was a'maze'ing!
Even though things were hard to see at times, you managed to beat it!
You really are the bomb!
Good job I guess.
You really commanded that battle pretty well!
Now you're getting somewhere.
Another one bites the dust.
Good job! You beat the basic tutorial world!
The first step to an angular universe.
You achieved an achievement in PING! Good job! Here is an achievement for achieving an achievement!
The first of many deaths!
